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Believe it or Not

  1. Many conversations do a lot of detouring before getting to the point of interest.

  2. Always keep your words soft and sweet -- just in case you have to eat them.

  3. The best time for you to hold your tongue is when you feel you must say something or else.

  4. A dollar saved today is seventy-five cents earned tomorrow.

  5. It is a pity, but owing to the pull of gravity, it takes less energy to open the mouth than it close it.

  6. People usually get what's coming to them -- unless it's been mailed.

  7. If fish were as big as stories told about them, sardines would be sold in garages instead of tin cans.

  8. A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.

  9. Many a live wire would be a dead one except for connections.
    Opportunity knocks. Temptation kicks the door down.


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