Self-Defeating Statements

"I think all extremists should be shot."

"I hate all those people who make generalisations"

"I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care."

"I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know."

"I've decided that I procrastinate too much, but I'm going to change that in a week or so."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."

"I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect."

"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous."

"Thank God for atheism."

"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."

"I'm not arrogant, I'm just better that you."